Posted by: BWCraine | February 11, 2010

Joke: Elderly London Playgrounds

London is set to open it’s first elderly playground called “Hyde Park Senior Playground”.  The United States started this trend years ago when they created a similar elderly playground called Florida.

Posted by: BWCraine | February 10, 2010

Thunder Gulch’s Pop Culture Apocalypse – FRIDAY!

Thunder Gulch’s Pop Culture Apocalypse is happening this Friday February 12th starting at 8pm at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, NY (307 W. 26th Street, $10).  Make sure you get make a reservations!

Posted by: BWCraine | February 10, 2010

Joke: Third Hand Smoke

A recent study revealed yet another danger of smoking, refered to as third hand smoke, which is the residue left on walls, carpeting, furniture, clothing and skin.  Based on these results of the study, you stop licking everything!

Posted by: BWCraine | February 10, 2010

Joke: Boeing 747-8

On Monday Boeing performed the first test flight of its largest jumbo jet ever made, the 747-8.  The plane can hold up to 518 passengers and cruises at 912 km/h.  After the flight one test passenger noted, “The plane is nice, I was trapped between two fat guys, there was a screeming baby and I never got my peanuts.  All in all the flight was a success, this plane is really going to change the way we travel.”

Posted by: BWCraine | February 2, 2010

Joke: Haiti Children Returned

Today 33 Haitian infants and children are being reunited with their families after being abducted by a US based group.  We get in Angelina Jolie, you love children.

Posted by: BWCraine | February 2, 2010

Joke: Punxsutawney Phil

Punxsutawney Phil predicted 6 more weeks of winter this morning.  When asked for comment, Phil responded “I was asleep asshole”.

Posted by: BWCraine | February 1, 2010

Joke: Avatar Quote

Avatar did not have the most memorable dialogue, but the line “I see you”  has become very popular among sex offenders.  If you hear someone whisper “I see you”, call the police.

Posted by: BWCraine | February 1, 2010

Don’t Touch Me Howie Mandel

I miss read this book cover.  I initially thought this book was written by someone violated by Howie Mandel and he was imprissoned in this weird futuristic prison cell.  I’m probably wrong, but I’m not convinced that this is actually Howie Mandel’s book.  The truth is, I’m never going to read this book.  Either way, you better keep your hands off me Howie Mandel!

Posted by: BWCraine | January 27, 2010

You want adorable?

Here you go.

I don’t care who you are, this site will pull at your heart strings and if your heart doesn’t have strings then watch out because this site could steal your soul.  What’s that, you have no soul?  Well then I don’t know what to tell you, other than this site is AHHHHMAZING.  It’s filled with, you guessed it, adorable pictures of animals and the like doing amazingly adorable things.  What more could you ask for?  Answer.  NOTHING.  In addition to the full serving of adorable, there are hilarious write ups associated with each one.  It’s sites like this that make me re-think my life. 


Posted by: BWCraine | December 14, 2009

Ukulele Boy Sings Jason Mraz

Who says you need to know the lyrics to be amazing and adorable.  Mummble champion!  I think this kid is responsible for global warming.  He is warming our hearts and planet with his adorable antics.  ADORABLE!  To anyone who thinks global warming is a hoax, watch this video.  Watch out Antarctica, this kid is on fire!  ADORABLE!  OK, I’m done.

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