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London is set to open it’s first elderly playground called “Hyde Park Senior Playground”.  The United States started this trend years ago when they created a similar elderly playground called Florida.

Thunder Gulch’s Pop Culture Apocalypse is happening this Friday February 12th starting at 8pm at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, NY (307 W. 26th Street, $10).  Make sure you get make a reservations! http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/reservations/create/16419

A recent study revealed yet another danger of smoking, refered to as third hand smoke, which is the residue left on walls, carpeting, furniture, clothing and skin.  Based on these results of the study, you stop licking everything!

On Monday Boeing performed the first test flight of its largest jumbo jet ever made, the 747-8.  The plane can hold up to 518 passengers and cruises at 912 km/h.  After the flight one test passenger noted, “The plane is nice, I was trapped between two fat guys, there was a screeming baby and I never got my peanuts.  All in all the flight was a success, this plane is really going to change the way we travel.”

Today 33 Haitian infants and children are being reunited with their families after being abducted by a US based group.  We get in Angelina Jolie, you love children.

Punxsutawney Phil predicted 6 more weeks of winter this morning.  When asked for comment, Phil responded “I was asleep asshole”.

Avatar did not have the most memorable dialogue, but the line “I see you”  has become very popular among sex offenders.  If you hear someone whisper “I see you”, call the police.